Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Guest Spot.. FAIZ!

Many of you will be surprised to learn there is a building called the Jackie Gaughan Multicultural Center on campus. That's OK. Actually I'd prefer if you didn't know about it so you don't all dirty up the BEST BATHROOM AT UNL.

Perks:

There are usually rolls of extra toilet paper in the corners of the stalls for you to take home, a gift to us all for years of oppression.
The toilets have flush handles

TOTAL SCORE: civil rights act of 1964/` 10