Thursday, May 1, 2014

Guest review by... . WALLY

OK EVYRONE LOOK I AM WALTER THIS IS ME GUYS GUESS WUT I FOUND THE BEST BATHROOM IN THE UNL
go to the engineering KOMPLEX then GO INTO OTHMER HEAD NORTH TOWARDS WALTER SCOTT ENGINEERING CENTER AT END OF HALLWAY, TURN LEFT (HEAD WEST)
NOW… there is a bathroom on the left hand side of the hall go into it DEAR LORD, THIS IS HUGE yes, it is a LARGE PERSONAL BATHROOM ok, it is a handicap bathroom BUT THERE IS A SINGLE TOILET IN IT…IT IS A LARGE ROOM WITH A SINGLE TOILET, A SINGLE SINK, A SINGLE PAPER TOWEL THING, AN A SINGLE SHELF seriously… bathroom is TWICE THE SIZE OF MY BATHROOM AT HOME AND NOBODY EVER USES IT Basically, i use this all the time, IT IS MY PERSONAL BATHROOM LAIR there is one downside THE LIGHT ON THE INSIDE IS RED YES RED HUE VERY STRANGE anyway, WILL USE EVERY DAY 8/10

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Manter Floor 1

WTF IS THIS.

Thank god I'm graduating in a month because I would rather die than take one more semester at UNL and be forced to use the women's bathroom on the first floor of Manter.

The lights.. the lights... the lights are so horribly blinding. The minute you step into the room you are blinded in a blanket of white fluorescence. Your eyes beg "No more!" as your pupils shrink smaller and smaller.

The baby changing table is used as a table to set your coat and backpack on, because apparently this is sanitary. In a building where you aren't allowed to wear gloves in an elevator for sanitation reasons, you are still encouraged to rest your belongings on a table where infant shit has once been.

This bathroom was recently renovated from a 2-stall to a 1-stall. So GOOD LUCK to all you future physiology students in the kidney lab who are required to urinate into a sample cup 5 times in an hour.

Gross, ew, very bad bathroom. Would never recommend. Do yourself a favor and pee in the Union, or even Hamilton for Christ's sake.

0.8/10

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Guest Spot.. FAIZ!

Many of you will be surprised to learn there is a building called the Jackie Gaughan Multicultural Center on campus. That's OK. Actually I'd prefer if you didn't know about it so you don't all dirty up the BEST BATHROOM AT UNL.

Perks:

There are usually rolls of extra toilet paper in the corners of the stalls for you to take home, a gift to us all for years of oppression.
The toilets have flush handles

TOTAL SCORE: civil rights act of 1964/` 10

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Journalism School Women's Bathroom First Floor

This bathroom took me far out of my comfort zone. We science majors tend to shy away from the liberal Obama loving journalism majors who live and "study" in Andersen Hall. Anyways, I was waiting for a certain "student" to turn in a "camera" or something so I decided to check out the lady's room on the first floor.

pretty nice bathroom!

First thing I noticed were two chairs in a separate walled-off section from the toilets. This is nice! This is a good place to hide if you are avoiding an ex-boyfriend who you saw down the hall. Also a good place to work on the scarf you're crocheting, or breast feed your child. 
Downsides: There isn't any art. No windows. Kinda cold. The toilets seemed very low to the ground, but maybe that's because 79% of journalism students are trolls/goblins (Source)

Overall Rating: 6/10. Would pee here again.