Rec Center Bathroom

sorry 2 all my dedicated fans, I've been gone forever, LIFE IS 2 CRAZY, U NO??!!
I've been at work for the last 4 hours drinking the Kool aid I found in the fridge, which gave me the chance to check out the women's bathroom at the Rec (floor 2, by the treadmill loft).

Describe in 3 words: Basic, Basic, Cold.
Best part? The lock on the stalls says "Hiny Hiders"
Worst part? Automatic flushing toilets that require *at least* 3/4 seconds of hand waving until they flush.
Would you pee again? Yeah, duh, but only out of necessity. It's gross and soaked in gym babe sweat.
OVERALL RATING: 2/10

do u guys have any bathroom suggestions? and OMG i srsly forgot about the grilled cheese part of this blog, my apologies, will get on that soon.

u no u luv me
xoxo,
B&F

Insectary bathroom, east campus

Psych !

There isn't a bathroom in the insectary, which is dumb as hell because entomologists need to pee too
Actually there might be a bathroom, but I haven't found it yet. Probably disgusting, that entire building is disgusting

0/10

BLARK'S GUEST SPOT

Hey babes this is Beck with a guest appearance from Blark, reviewing the bathroom of yours truly::

Pros:
-One of the best smelling hand-soaps out there. Japanese Blossom? Yes please on my hands.
- A toilet that flushes. Wow! Nothing is there!
- Big. Lots of room for peeing.
- A potentially nice bath. I didn't use it, but I can see it being lovely.

Cons:
- No hand towels
- Potential cockroaches
- Smells like Beck's cat's poop
- Door might not lock?

7.6/10

Would pee here again (4 times. Broke the seal. Gave me a really in-depth look at the bathroom).

Keep it up Beck.

xoxo
Blark

EDIT: BLAKE'S DRUNK, NO COCKROACHES/CAT POOP HERE!!!!

Haiku by Frodo

Wake up and feed me

Seriously, bitch, wake up

I puked on the couch. 

grilled cheese with feta is disgusting

grilled cheese with feta cheese is disgusting

1/10

Neihardt Unisex Bathroom

We all know the bathroom I'm talking about, a classic bathroom of Neihardt.
Situated in the hallway before CPN dining hall, next to the weirdo phone booth room.
A seriously, seriously bizarre bathroom, worthy of checking out next time you're in the area.

Good Things:
Two bathroom stalls
Bath tub

Bad Things:
One stall has no door
The bath tub has been covered up with slabs of wood.

6/10

Union Ladies Lounge, main floor

If you haven't heard about the ladies lounge, GIRL, YOU ARE IN LUCK!
LADIES ONLY paradise.
Features:
Nice sitting area, plenty of couches and plush chairs
Mahogany desks available to study at
A coat rack to hang your things while you use the restroom
A curtained-off area for mothers to breast feed
Full-length mirror in bathroom
Big mural on the wall featuring women or something

Things that suck:
There isn't a door between the lounge and the bathroom, so when you're sitting on a couch just trying to read the newspaper, you can weirdly hear people peeing, so be sure to bring headphones.
Sometimes it gets crowded- visit in the evenings.

8/10 stars

UPDATE:
Mural is titled " World Peace," because all women love world peace.

Entomology Women's Bathroom, Floor 2

****best bathroom on East campus****
There is a nice little couch for you to set your backpack and coat on while using the restroom.
Full-length mirrors so you can fix your tights in the mirror.
Two large stalls.
Nicely painted, with a lovely view of the balcony out the window.

9.5/10 stars.

Grilled Cheese Rules

1. NEVER BUY OFF-BRAND KRAFT SINGLES 

2. Buy kraft singles 

3. Buy Rotella's wheat bread, the kind that isn't expired, but it's still a little too dry to eat just plain. 

4. Butter two slices of bread. 

5. Put 2 Kraft singles in the middle, butter sides facing the outside. 

6. Heat on a skillet over a medium flame until lightly browned on both sides.