Thursday, May 1, 2014

Guest review by... . WALLY

OK EVYRONE LOOK I AM WALTER THIS IS ME GUYS GUESS WUT I FOUND THE BEST BATHROOM IN THE UNL
go to the engineering KOMPLEX then GO INTO OTHMER HEAD NORTH TOWARDS WALTER SCOTT ENGINEERING CENTER AT END OF HALLWAY, TURN LEFT (HEAD WEST)
NOW… there is a bathroom on the left hand side of the hall go into it DEAR LORD, THIS IS HUGE yes, it is a LARGE PERSONAL BATHROOM ok, it is a handicap bathroom BUT THERE IS A SINGLE TOILET IN IT…IT IS A LARGE ROOM WITH A SINGLE TOILET, A SINGLE SINK, A SINGLE PAPER TOWEL THING, AN A SINGLE SHELF seriously… bathroom is TWICE THE SIZE OF MY BATHROOM AT HOME AND NOBODY EVER USES IT Basically, i use this all the time, IT IS MY PERSONAL BATHROOM LAIR there is one downside THE LIGHT ON THE INSIDE IS RED YES RED HUE VERY STRANGE anyway, WILL USE EVERY DAY 8/10

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Manter Floor 1

WTF IS THIS.

Thank god I'm graduating in a month because I would rather die than take one more semester at UNL and be forced to use the women's bathroom on the first floor of Manter.

The lights.. the lights... the lights are so horribly blinding. The minute you step into the room you are blinded in a blanket of white fluorescence. Your eyes beg "No more!" as your pupils shrink smaller and smaller.

The baby changing table is used as a table to set your coat and backpack on, because apparently this is sanitary. In a building where you aren't allowed to wear gloves in an elevator for sanitation reasons, you are still encouraged to rest your belongings on a table where infant shit has once been.

This bathroom was recently renovated from a 2-stall to a 1-stall. So GOOD LUCK to all you future physiology students in the kidney lab who are required to urinate into a sample cup 5 times in an hour.

Gross, ew, very bad bathroom. Would never recommend. Do yourself a favor and pee in the Union, or even Hamilton for Christ's sake.

0.8/10

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Guest Spot.. FAIZ!

Many of you will be surprised to learn there is a building called the Jackie Gaughan Multicultural Center on campus. That's OK. Actually I'd prefer if you didn't know about it so you don't all dirty up the BEST BATHROOM AT UNL.

Perks:

There are usually rolls of extra toilet paper in the corners of the stalls for you to take home, a gift to us all for years of oppression.
The toilets have flush handles

TOTAL SCORE: civil rights act of 1964/` 10

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Journalism School Women's Bathroom First Floor

This bathroom took me far out of my comfort zone. We science majors tend to shy away from the liberal Obama loving journalism majors who live and "study" in Andersen Hall. Anyways, I was waiting for a certain "student" to turn in a "camera" or something so I decided to check out the lady's room on the first floor.

pretty nice bathroom!

First thing I noticed were two chairs in a separate walled-off section from the toilets. This is nice! This is a good place to hide if you are avoiding an ex-boyfriend who you saw down the hall. Also a good place to work on the scarf you're crocheting, or breast feed your child. 
Downsides: There isn't any art. No windows. Kinda cold. The toilets seemed very low to the ground, but maybe that's because 79% of journalism students are trolls/goblins (Source)

Overall Rating: 6/10. Would pee here again. 

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Rec Center Bathroom

sorry 2 all my dedicated fans, I've been gone forever, LIFE IS 2 CRAZY, U NO??!!
I've been at work for the last 4 hours drinking the Kool aid I found in the fridge, which gave me the chance to check out the women's bathroom at the Rec (floor 2, by the treadmill loft).

Describe in 3 words: Basic, Basic, Cold.
Best part? The lock on the stalls says "Hiny Hiders"
Worst part? Automatic flushing toilets that require *at least* 3/4 seconds of hand waving until they flush.
Would you pee again? Yeah, duh, but only out of necessity. It's gross and soaked in gym babe sweat.
OVERALL RATING: 2/10

do u guys have any bathroom suggestions? and OMG i srsly forgot about the grilled cheese part of this blog, my apologies, will get on that soon.

u no u luv me
xoxo,
B&F

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Insectary bathroom, east campus

Psych !

There isn't a bathroom in the insectary, which is dumb as hell because entomologists need to pee too
Actually there might be a bathroom, but I haven't found it yet. Probably disgusting, that entire building is disgusting

0/10

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

BLARK'S GUEST SPOT

Hey babes this is Beck with a guest appearance from Blark, reviewing the bathroom of yours truly::

Pros:
-One of the best smelling hand-soaps out there. Japanese Blossom? Yes please on my hands.
- A toilet that flushes. Wow! Nothing is there!
- Big. Lots of room for peeing.
- A potentially nice bath. I didn't use it, but I can see it being lovely.

Cons:
- No hand towels
- Potential cockroaches
- Smells like Beck's cat's poop
- Door might not lock?

7.6/10

Would pee here again (4 times. Broke the seal. Gave me a really in-depth look at the bathroom).

Keep it up Beck.

xoxo
Blark

EDIT: BLAKE'S DRUNK, NO COCKROACHES/CAT POOP HERE!!!!